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And now we’ve got the “Brokini”

Pretty sure Borat's people have a lawsuit here. A new line of bathing suits for guys called the "brokini" has launched, just in time for the end of summer. Seriously, guys, April is when you should have dropped these. Do you know nothing about the clothes selling industry? Calling it a bikini is generous, since [...]

By |2020-08-26T08:27:00-05:00August 26th, 2020|Z News|0 Comments

Most important thing to have in common in a relationship…yes, that’s on there…so is that

What do you look for in a romantic partner? Do you want someone that has different viewpoints to yours, that will challenge you? Perhaps you're looking for someone that is nearly a twin, someone that shares interests, humor, and a life outlook? A survey of 2,000 people asked them to name the most important things [...]

By |2020-08-25T08:57:33-05:00August 25th, 2020|Z News|0 Comments

Happy National Radio Day!

It's National Radio Day! Just...give us this. We don't have much. Today we celebrate one of the once-most incredible technologies on Earth. Prior to Gugliemo Marconi in the 1890s, we relied on messenger pigeons and...I don't know. Cups tied together with string? Regardless, Marconi, along with other inventors like Heinrich Rudolph Hertz and James Clerk [...]

By |2020-08-20T09:00:46-05:00August 20th, 2020|Z News|0 Comments

New Girl Scout Cookie Flavor is…

Girl Scout Cookie season is still months away, but to get us hyped already, the organization announced a new flavor. Toast-Yays! are basically mini-French toast cookies, with icing, of course. It has been approximately six years, COVID-time, since the Girl Scouts of America suspended door-to-door sales and the in-person booths due to the pandemic. Cookie [...]

By |2020-08-19T08:49:54-05:00August 19th, 2020|Z News|0 Comments

Pepperoni latest COVID-related shortage

First, COVID-19 came for toilet paper and I said nothing. Then it came for coins, and still I said nothing. The latest shortage being reported in the U.S. due to COVID-19 is pepperoni. Pizza shops nationwide are reporting paying premium prices for the topping as the supply has apparently gotten smaller. According to Bloomberg, there [...]

By |2020-08-17T09:30:01-05:00August 17th, 2020|Z News|0 Comments

Pumpkin Spice and hard seltzer merger to form super drink trend

Should have seen this coming. The two biggest drink trends of the past few years are merging into one uber-drink trend: pumpkin spice and hard seltzers. A brand called VIVE is putting out the drink in the next month in Kentucky, Ohio and Tennessee, but will look to expand nationwide if the demand is there. [...]

By |2020-08-17T08:36:42-05:00August 17th, 2020|Z News|0 Comments

Chill out this weekend for National Relaxation Day

This is one of those weird "National Day of..." that we can get behind. Non-food division. Saturday, Aug. 15, is National Relaxation day and, let's be honest, this is definitely something the world needs right now. Mental Floss has a list of things you can do to relax. Get a house or office plant. Avoid [...]

By |2020-08-14T09:14:52-05:00August 14th, 2020|Z News|0 Comments

The secret to avoid freezer burn on ice cream

Freezers are stocked with ice cream right now, which may be the one positive side effect of the Coronatine (tm), but that could lead to the dreaded F-word. Freezer burn. *Shudder* However, Ben & Jerry have a suggestion to beat the Freezer Burn Plague upon your ice cream house. The science says that, when you [...]

By |2020-08-11T09:12:09-05:00August 11th, 2020|Z News|0 Comments

Explosive situation turns out to be beef stick

*Sigh* Of course this had to happen in Kansas. It couldn't have happened in Florida. Or Arkansas. Noooooo. Police in Greensburg, located west of Wichita about two hours, were called to a parked car in front of a business that someone claimed had a stick of DYNAMITE on the front bumper. Greensburg PD and fire [...]

By |2020-08-07T08:44:37-05:00August 7th, 2020|Z News|0 Comments

Dad has totally rational, appropriate response to gender reveal

That's totally sarcasm, by the way. One of my favorite parts of Reddit is the subreddit "Am I the A$$^%le" (Note: edited to be SFW.). It's where people post up supposedly real stories asking if they were overreacting or not to something. In this particular case, a guy in his early 30s allegedly stormed out [...]

By |2020-08-06T09:13:56-05:00August 6th, 2020|Z News|0 Comments
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