I shouldn’t be surprised that people are doing this, but I am.

The Next Great Internet Argument is over toasters. Specifically, over whether or not to put the appliance away when you’re not using it.

Yes, I know.

This ridiculousness started with this tweet:

And was subsequently picked up by a Philadelphia news station:

As for the debate, I mean, really, it comes down to the space you have available in your kitchen, doesn’t it? I mean, if you have limited room, you pack that sucker away after usage. If you’re a big man, you’ve got lots a counter space, you leave it out.

There, I solved one Internet issue. Let’s see what else I can solve before lunch.