CARE-Uh-Mel v CAR-Muhl: Dawn of Grammar
Truly, this is the argument we, as a people, need to solve right now. Buzzfeed recently took it upon themselves to answer the great riddles of our time: how do you say "croissant", among other food items. Jalapeno Halla-peen-yo: 60% Halla-pen-yo: 40% Bruschetta Brew-sket-ah: 60% Brus-ketta: 40% Bagel Bay-gul: 94% Baaag-ul: 6% ... Britta? [...]