This is an April Fools prank, right?

It’s got to be.

So, there’s a recipe from the Food Network that’s gone viral for “Crunchy Snap Pea Popcorn Salad.” The host who inflicted this abomination on the world is Molly Yeh. It’s made with popcorn, white cheddar flavoring (OK so far), then mix in a bowl mayo, sour cream, vinegar, sugar, and Dijon (WHAT?!?!), and top with snap peas, carrots, and celery (OHHH…because it’s a salad…).


In the video, Molly says it’s “a riff on an iconic Midwestern dish. It’s so Midwestern, so quirky and so delicious.”

I don’t think those words mean what she thinks they mean.

The responses have been about what you would expect.