I’m all for experimenting in the kitchen, but c’mon, food companies.

Hot on the tail of Mountain Dew announcing a pickle flavor, the ice cream company Van Leeuwen has announced that they are releasing a spat of different flavors for the summer.

Including a Grey Poupon version.

Yes, as in the mustard.

MUSTARD. ICE CREAM.

WHAT THE ACTUAL F****?!?!

It’s a sweet ice cream with salted pretzels crushed up in it and swirls of honey dijon.

No. Just…no.

The other flavors aren’t as bad. They include espresso, peach, honey cornbread with strawberry jam and campfire s’mores.

Wait…honey CORNBREAD?!?!?

Nevermind. This is all batsh** crazy. Eat at your own risk.

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