Apparently, Oscar Mayer has declared war on your shoes, and it’s army is every dog in the world.

The meat company has announced they are giving out bacon-scented shoelaces. These things even look like strips of bacon.

That’s going to end up being the worst hangover breakfast for someone. Ever.

It’s to celebrate the Nike Air Max Bacon re-release, which is also a thing that is happening. Just Tweet #OscarcookMyKicks and #Sweepstakes to win.