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As one, Millennials cried out in joy Tuesday, as the When We Were Young festival was officially announced.

Seriously, my social media feed has been so filled with the band lineup poster that I see it when I close my eyes.

The one-day-only Totally Not Warped Tour will be held in Las Vegas on Oct. 22. Tickets go on presale Friday and…well, they’re not cheap.

HOWEVER, the lineup is totally worth the cost if you can shell it out. Announced are Paramore in their first show since 2018, My Chemical Romance, Avril Lavigne, Jimmy Eat World…basically, everyone I had a patch of on my backpack back in high school.

I have no earthly idea how they’re going to fit all these bands in on one day. Multiple stages? Some bands combine to form supergroups? Like Hawthorne Heights, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, and Alkaline Trio join forces to become The Alkaline Jumpsuit Heights? The Red Hawthorne Alkalines? That last one has possibilities.

You had me at Dashboard, When We Were Young Festival. You had me at Dashboard.