Pepperoni latest COVID-related shortage

First, COVID-19 came for toilet paper and I said nothing. Then it came for coins, and still I said nothing. The latest shortage being reported in the U.S. due to COVID-19 is pepperoni. Pizza shops nationwide are reporting paying premium prices for the topping as the supply has apparently gotten smaller. According to Bloomberg, there [...]

By |2020-08-17T09:30:01-05:00August 17th, 2020|Z News|0 Comments

Most Americans can’t remember when they last put on real pants

This has been joked about a lot since the lockdowns began in March, but this is empirical proof: Americans are no longer wearing pants. By empirical, we mean an internet survey. Which is the same thing anymore. According to this survey, two-thirds of Americans working from home at the moment really don't remember when they [...]

By |2020-05-21T09:35:08-05:00May 21st, 2020|Z News|0 Comments

The Few, The Proud, The Ant Colony

This is both fantastic and a sure sign that Coronatine is getting to us. A Facebook group where people pretend to be Ants has blown up to 1.8 million followers. They act like ants, post pictures about ants, and serve a queen. For instance, the queen posted a command to dig, so in the comments, [...]

By |2020-05-14T09:07:22-05:00May 14th, 2020|Z News|0 Comments

“It’s Monday! It’s Monday?”: Average person gets confused about what day it is five times a week

I think we all have hit this point at least once over the last couple of months. Heck, I've set my Google Home to remind me what day it is when I wake up. According to People, a recent survey shows that the average American gets confused as to what day it is at [...]

By |2020-05-14T08:46:45-05:00May 14th, 2020|Z News|0 Comments

What are you binging during Coronatine?

Since we began social distancing back in March... HOLY %*+! WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS NEARLY TWO MONTHS?!?!?! *ahem* Sorry. Let's reset. Since we began social distancing back in March, a majority of people have taken the opportunity to stream...well, all the shows. For some, that means picking up a show that they had never seen [...]

By |2020-05-07T09:30:32-05:00May 7th, 2020|Z News|0 Comments
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