Okay, kids, pop quiz. Someone jilts you. Do you:
- Dump them and move on?
- Have a revenge one night stand?
- Set fire to their car and get caught up in the blowback?
Most people will pick 1, maybe 2. Kelly Hayes, 34, of Madison, WI, allegedly picked 3 and went viral with it.
The video shows a woman setting an SUV on fire, first by dumping a gallon of gasoline in the backseat, then by lighting said gasoline. The resulting fireball blasts her back into a neighboring car. The woman then crawls to safety before hopping into her own vehicle and fleeing.
A witness managed to get the license plate and cops arrested Hayes last week on charges of suspected arson and criminal damage to property. Police said Hayes had a past relationship with a man who drives the car.
Oh, the SUV was a total loss, for the record.
I mean, no kidding. Fire bad. Fire burn. Fire melt.
Here’s the video.