That’s it. We must be stopped as a species.
French’s has collaborated with a Canadian popsicle company to unleash this hell upon the Earth. Or at least certain pop-up locations in Canada.
Hey Canadian friends, your favorite condiment just got a whole lot cooler 🍅🧊
A refreshingly savoury & sweet ketchup popsicle, made from 100% Canadian tomatoes.
— French's (@Frenchs) June 20, 2022
WHO ASKED FOR THIS?!?!?!?
Seriously, just the few weeks this summer we’ve had Grey Poupon Ice Cream and Pickle Mountain Dew, and now this. It’s like we, as a people, decided that the end is near, so let’s just make the most abominable taste options possible.
If you hate yourself and aren’t Canadian, there’s a recipe to make the *shudder* ketchup popsicle. I’m not linking it, because I refuse to enable, but it’s out there if you really want it.